Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

Dick Dam

Condom, male profolactic

If you’re gonna bang her, don’t forget to wear a dick dam.

by Eff-dog April 19, 2024

Pluto Dick

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.

What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.

by CLEdogg May 18, 2014

Dick

Someone how acts like a huge jerk

Dan is such a dick

by Screw everyone December 3, 2020

Donut Dicking

When two or more homosexual males play ring-toss, using donuts and their erected penis.

Jay informed Brad that he prefers a chocolate glazed, when Donut Dicking.

by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018

DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect

After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl

My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned

by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023