my favourite editor

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editors, they are so sweet and their edits are everything <3

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editor always and forever <3

by petrovalovez April 23, 2022

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"

Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

by Ethski April 13, 2025

Not my fault

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.

Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016