national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

National Wardens Day

This day will take place at 5th of March and will be used to celebrate the brotherhood of Wardens across all Citramaria. On this day Wardens may Speak and not listen to their OOS. (Oath Of Silence)

Capra: Hey how are you doing?
Markhor: Hey you gotta stay silent
Capra: No, It's the National Wardens Day

by SkipperFalconeer February 28, 2021

International be an asshole day

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary

Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”

by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021

International Booty Pic Day

An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.

Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.

by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021

National sip day

March 4th is national sip day! No one knows why! It just is! Take a sip of ur cup and say hi to sip thats it thats sip day!

Woah is it National Sip day? I forgot to take a sip!

by SipWritesCrap March 2, 2021

International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.

“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021

Hoodie Day :)

On the 8th March, if your girl asks for your hoodie you must give it to her.

Rach: “ lukey can I please have your hoodie”
Lucas: “only if you beat me in Mario kart...”
Rach: “well it’s hoodie day :) so you must give it to me :)”
Lucas: “... fine”

by Jessgf March 5, 2021