by Bawls October 27, 2006
An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
by Hakoda1 November 06, 2016
When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)
(see whiskey dick)
by Joe December 05, 2004
Old term for making a mistake.
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
by princesscrunchy January 09, 2009
A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
by Scorpionflame101 August 25, 2008
by GeekVault August 28, 2010