A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. Mental obstacles that some individuals (usually a gamer or professional twitch streamer) encounter when forced out of their comfort zone. Examples include leaving the house, speaking to other people in the real world (usually women) or cleaning their room.
Person 1: “Bruce got evicted from his house and now has to get a real job to pay his bills”
Person 2: “That guy’s going for a hike in the Virgin Hills.”
Person 2: “That guy’s going for a hike in the Virgin Hills.”
by MrAngrySpecimen November 15, 2025
Get the Virgin Hillsmug. A phrase that a man created to remind everyone just how especially his dick is and that taking her virginity changes the way people see her especially if it’s before marriage
by Bitchexuseme October 27, 2020
Get the Virginmug. A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.
by TheFunnyGuy88 August 12, 2023
Get the Tertiary virginmug. by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021
Get the Friendship speech virginitymug. by IShipSockathan July 2, 2019
Get the virginmug. 