a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever
he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls
and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls
and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025
Get the Matthew Handymug. Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
by Not_yui November 23, 2023
Get the Matthew is gaymug. Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
by MBison69 November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by Super idol November 21, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Look at Matthew
by Revolution13744@ April 18, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.