When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

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Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Smoking the donut

When you stick a joint in the butthole of a slutty black girl and she puffs the joint by farting and then you proceed to inhale the secondhand smoke

Man.. me and sharkisha were smoking the donut last night and we both got baked

by Nigger bob square dick February 16, 2024

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Whopper Smoke

Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.

Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???

by CousinQWERTY April 11, 2023