Sleep

Playing League of Legends while Skyping.

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"

by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014

Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you

"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"

by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022

Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022

sleep wake

your so tired your not

at 3am im usually sleep wake

by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020