Rule 32

If it exists there must be a porn of it

Did you see that my little pony rule 32 it was so hot

by The inspector May 24, 2018

Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home

George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)

by Rothweiler August 21, 2007

Donut rule

A rule in college where if you are heard having sexual relations of any kind, even with yourself, a roommate, hall-mate, or anyone else from your section of the housing can knock loudly on the door and shout "Donuts" along with their name and the resident of that room must buy the caller a donut or two the next day.

1: "Billy and Mandy are having sex across the hall."
2: "Go knock the door!"
1: *knocks the door and shouts*
2: "Looks like you get to go to the bakery!"

Next day
1: "Dude, I'm so glad I called the donut rule on Billy last night"
2: "Why?"
1: "Because he gave me free donuts dipshit!"

by KUUnit"Shocker"4 August 05, 2011

The Blinker Rule

In an effort to facilitate a more focused driving experience, it is not necessary to use your blinkers / turn signals at speeds above 100mph.

"Did he use his blinkers when he passed you?"
"Nope"
"Well then he must have been obeying the blinker rule"

by Brian Wright January 14, 2008

Rule 787

The rule that states there is always be an exact opposite, No exceptions.
787b. If there isn't one already, there will be.

Man 1: Wow she is HOT!
Man 2: Rule 787

by ecaf eht thiw yug taht November 21, 2011

road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

yoink is the rule

The rule that states when a person is in a position to steal, or yoink from another, one must do so.

Herbie could not decide whether to turn right into the parking garage ahead of the vehicle waiting in the street to make a left into the same garage. As he pulled into the garage ahead of the other vehicle, he remembered, "Yoink is the rule!"

by smeg brundle February 20, 2008