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shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways
The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later
by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022
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supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
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Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
“let’s get these pizza children home safe”
by xokillme June 16, 2024
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Pizza

If you don’t know what pizza is, you need some help.
I love pizza.
by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019
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pizza

you eat this because your fat ugly and you really have no life im sorry to say it but its the truth.
by unknowns pet fish October 6, 2020
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Pizza

R: *force feeds g pizza*
G: *enjoys it*
by A@$TE90P3 August 16, 2024
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Cheese pizza

Child pornopornography
I looked at cheese pizza im so ashamed of myself
by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023
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