Petering

To withhold joy and amusement from your friends by not spending time with them.

He's petering again.
Her petering is unbearable.
No wonder that his name is Peter, he has been petering us for two months straight.

by Definitelynotpeter December 25, 2018

peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

by cosmic user December 9, 2019

Peter Retarrdo

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.

There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.

by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025

Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.

Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.

by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015

peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.

john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!

by doc0824 November 19, 2013

Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"

by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021