Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Get the nut cannon mug.(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.
(noun) The action of nut-flashing.
(noun) The action of nut-flashing.
Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!
Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!
Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!
by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012
Get the Nut-flash mug.A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
Get the Nut Song mug.(noun) The English word for seco, a liquor that is popular in Central America. It is versatile, and distilled from sugarcane. Derived from the Greek word "kabphea", meaning "dry sticks".
I was worried that there would not be anything to drink here, but then I saw the bottles of Kooki-nuts on the counter. Did somebody just get back from Panama?
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Get the Kooki-nuts mug."Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
It must be a pelican nut."
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