dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Done dry

To be fucked or buggered without lubricant and by extension to be cheated out of something, given a raw deal.

He has done a lot of unpaid overtime this year, and hwas really done dry by his boss when he received his pay review.

by LaserWriter July 18, 2016

dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025

Drip Dry

Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.

Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"

by Beggingforit December 5, 2024

Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022

Dry Ask

To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.

*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.

Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.

by American Knowmad January 4, 2023