national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!

“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

dumb as dust

We’ve all heard of “dumb as a brick”, but at least a brick can hold it together. Dumb as dust, is to describe someone dumber than a brick.

X is dumb as dust.

When X does something dumb you can say “man it’s dusty in here” or “it’s a little dusty today”

by Shiiniigamiis April 06, 2024

Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 09, 2025

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 07, 2018

Dumb BIITTSS

When you wanna call someone a dumb bitch but your mexican dad is next to you watching you play fortnite.

"You were AFK in game and made us lose dumb BIITTSS!!"

by breezyjeaa March 25, 2018