Jack (name)

What's in the box?

It's a Jack (name) in the box.

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Multiple Middle Names

Exactly what it sounds like; a person who has more than three names.

Having multiple middle names can be quite awkward. Think about when they were children; did their parents ever stop to breathe when yelling their full names when they REALLY did it?

"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021

Name submission

A submission on this site that is a first name accompanied by a sex joke

Name submission:
Sarah
Likes cock

by Tobyvenom August 8, 2021

Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021