big muffin

A very large vagina.

Jasmine Byrne gotta big muffin, have you seen it lately?

by Tajsonasty August 19, 2016

AA MUFFIN

A name to call your significant other.

Hold on a sec, I'm getting a call from AA Muffin.

by Summerlovinblast November 30, 2016

fluffy muffins

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd

That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap

by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

skuz muffin

a girl that you meet at a bar and is ready and willing to perform sexual acts to the likes of which have never been seen after knowing her for mere minutes.....on the sidewalk behind the bar or in the bathroom

That skuz muffin getting a drink just got t-bagged and dp'd while i was taking a leak

by skuzdominator February 26, 2011

flangella muffin fever

a disease based on the allergic reaction to muffins. the symptoms include making you attracted to the opposite gender ur currently atrracted to, also you excrete muffins from the flange hole and the corn hole.you also can become addicted to muffins

holy moley ive got chocolate chip muffins comming out of my corn hole.

i scraped blueberries from my flange today

mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout

eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever

by neal + kev July 18, 2006

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

Dooz Berry Muffin

An exceedingly important, rare person in modern society. Known for his/her ability to rant about Nannas, Centerlink and the price of milk. Found mainly in the Illawarra and surrounding areas. Also, does a blindingly funny impersonation of MIKA.

"Yo! Dooz Berry Muffin - your views on my Grandmother are hiliarious. Let's go to the Pub and speak of ways to infiltrate the minds of pre-pubecent goats!"

by D-M3Lz0r August 24, 2008