Mike stinkt

A mike does a big stink

Damn bro Mike stinkt

by neger1337 November 28, 2020

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Mike B

Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.

Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo

by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 26, 2019

mike

you are weird. from tanna :)

mike is weird

by poop III August 3, 2020

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025