A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.
by Diction matters October 29, 2021
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-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
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-“can you spare some change bro?”
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-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
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-“can you spare some change bro?”
- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
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Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
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