July 17th

July 17th is national handjob day

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day

by Godly chicken July 13, 2022

26th of july

Molly and Jim day

Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.

by Molmoo July 22, 2022

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

by weskons July 28, 2024

15th of july

15th of July is dappin up a lonely ass nigga with a nice hoe they can't say no

"Bro it is the 15th of july"
"OK and..."
"I finna get mad hoes"

by Bigd-donald July 13, 2021

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

by shigi_wifeoo February 11, 2022

Bi-July

The term "Bi-July" is used to celebrate Bisexuality in July, and creates a fun term by combining the words Bisexuality and July together in only one word.

Stranger: Hey! Didn't you know it's Bi-July today?
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!

by GoopyPoopyMan July 01, 2020

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 27, 2022