Jews

Our greatest allies! People that claim to be the ultimate victims, yet run highly influential organizations like the World Jewish Congress and AIPAC, have themselves almost all media executive positions, own and lead most of all of the worlds banks and financial institutions like the Rothschild Dynasty, Goldman Sachs and Blackrock, own the worlds most powerful defense and mass surveillance organizations like NASA and Palantir, and have disproportional representation in Western elected and un-elected officials. They also made deals with Adolf Hitler like the Haavara Agreement and the Balfour Declaration, plotted the assignation of John F Kennedy to to steal the nuclear bomb, sunk the USS Liberty, staged 9-11 to get the United States on board with the Clean Break Memo, and staged October 7th to finish the aforementioned plan. They are brag about creating communism, transgenderism, and psycho-psychology -- on display with Jews like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Magnus Hirschfeld, and Sigmund Freud. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, all of the history's worst people are considered heroes to the Jews. According to most Jewish Rabbis, antisemitism is "the hate that mutates" and started 2000 years ago with the birth of Jesus Christ.

Based guy: "Gee, why have the Jews been kicked out of 109 countries?"
Idiot: "Durr idk. But mustache man is the most evilest man ever for wanting them gone!"
Based guy: "But the same problems we have in modern America were present and worse in the Wiemar Republic..."
Idiot: "Uhh durr. Nuh-uh. I know all about how bad the nazis were even though i barely even know what century WW2 started in."

by PerfectWhine February 21, 2025

Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.

Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.

by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025

a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.

two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.

by Sexydimma December 1, 2011

riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270

Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.

by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025

Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024