Jacob Hancock

big fat wiener schnitzel

you look like a Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 December 15, 2023

Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.

Jacob just can't stop fucking kids

by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023

Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Jacob

A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.

Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!

by Pork Scratchings April 9, 2023

Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity

Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet

by anonymous April 12, 2023

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023