grog nuts

Bad deal. Waste of time

We were doing fine until grog nuts showed up.

by 69x79x July 8, 2017

imperial nuts

A british persons massive ball sack

Boy: wanna suck my imperial nuts
Girl: yes please

by Normal British child August 25, 2020

Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".

Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"

by yak the snak March 19, 2017

Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018

J-nut

An amazing person. If you're friend is amazing, this is what you would use as their nickname.

-Hey J-nut! I just nutted!

by Helhai June 15, 2021

Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

juice nut

someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot

juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.

by milk sack October 20, 2020