post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

Post traumatic butt syndrome

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm

Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015

post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving

Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.

by tim_triple_j November 11, 2015

Post scout camp depression

being depressed because of how lonely it is after scout camp

"Oh post scout camp depression will kill me some day " "ye I'm so lonely and sad"

by Disaster .will.occur.at .any.m November 10, 2019

Stop making these fake post

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

by Dionta April 11, 2019

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

Post-Poop Butt Hurt

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

by Border__Damage September 30, 2017