fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

Indian Hooker

A black bitch who gives cheap blowjobs for fun. The biggest THOT you will ever know

Hey look, Jesse's getting sucked off by an Indian hooker

by That snaps November 2, 2017

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

hooka

An abbreviation of the work 'hooker', used in sentences to ghetto-fy it.

"Why are you such a hooka? Why don't you just you go sit on the corner and wait to get picked up?"

by CrazyManFish April 1, 2008

wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of

i dont think u need an example

by ya November 22, 2003

Hooked Up

Putting yourself together for an evening out...
Makeup,hair,outfit and shoes...

She was all hooked up for an evening out.

by Angel B. January 5, 2006