Jesus Shit

The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven

Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit

by Mats Miller December 9, 2008

Neon Jesus

A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.

"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."

by Flouressent god April 27, 2010

Abundance of Jesus

Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.

Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.

by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013

Jesus peralta

A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight

Jesus peralta

by Cruz azul sucks June 16, 2018

Ginger Jesus

When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.

His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.

by Don Hote April 16, 2019

jesus footjob

Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot

Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!

by MajkiFag May 7, 2018

Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020