When people start making the same comment which has already been made regarding a Facebook item because they didn't bother to "View all" the item's contents and therefore negleted to see that their comment is redundant.
Tim: Why do people keep commenting that they now have that "song stuck in their head" regarding that link I posted about Vanilla Ice?
Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.
Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.
by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009
Get the Facebook rollovermug. A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013
Get the Facebook Patriotmug. The act of using someone else's logged on facebook to create a status saying "hacked." Sometimes accompanied by the name of the "hacker" and/or a smiley face.
by chiefCITIZENcane June 19, 2011
Get the facebook hackingmug. It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Datingmug. The arrogance caused (typically in females) by having more than 1000 friends. People with Facebook Arrogance typically treat all people whos friend requests THEY accepted as 'creepers' for liking/commenting on their statuses EVER.
Girl 1 adds Guy 1
Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"
Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.
Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"
Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.
by Deagonx January 26, 2012
Get the Facebook Arrogancemug. The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010
Get the facebook vortexmug. Something that isn't really funny in the real world but it becomes funny in the context of facebook. The only reason it is considered funny is because it is on facebook. In the real world said something is probably lame.
by WARonSOCIALnetworkingSITES October 20, 2009
Get the Facebook funnymug.