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Facebook Arrogance

The arrogance caused (typically in females) by having more than 1000 friends. People with Facebook Arrogance typically treat all people whos friend requests THEY accepted as 'creepers' for liking/commenting on their statuses EVER.
Girl 1 adds Guy 1

Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"

Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.
by Deagonx January 26, 2012
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Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".
I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.
by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009
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facebook vortex

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010
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facebook bagged

Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
by jw9 September 10, 2009
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Facebook Patriot

A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.

Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.

A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."

Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."

Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"

Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"

Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013
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Facebook whore

A person who accepts all friend invitations on their facebook page even from people they do not know just to pad their "friend" total to appear more popular than they really are.
Mike: Did you see how many friends Patty has on her Facebook page? I didn't know she was so popular!!

Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.
by Paolo Maldini November 19, 2010
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Facebook O.G.

1 - A person who has been a member of Facebook since the days when it was a college student-only network site.

2 - A person who joined Facebook when a .edu e-mail address was still required.
3 - A person who joined Facebook in 2004, or the 1st half of 2005.
"I've been on Facebook since Nov. 2004."
"Dang man, you're a Facebook O.G.!"
by TigerWoulds June 18, 2012
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