Doom Face

A face showing a visual representation of damage and or pain. Originally from the game doom, as more damage is taken the face becomes increasingly more pained and bloodied.

Man you're looking messed up, you have a real "Doom face" on.

by One of the Water Beings February 8, 2010

brick face

a person (usually male) with a rectangular face shape and jaw line,and a red complection, often cause by spots.

"harry you're a brick face"
"shutup"

"harry have you ever got lost in a construction site?"
"go away!"

by wibble wobble. February 20, 2011

face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.

j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo

by gummybear8624 May 16, 2011

nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.

Hey noob you are a nub face!

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007