Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.

Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh

by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

ameers dad

Ameers dad is lost forever,
some say he is god himself.

Yo where’s ameers dad?

Do not speak that name, he is a terrorist locked up in columbia with 2pac

by Ypdxucjk January 20, 2020

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

dad

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

by the_coolest_bean February 4, 2020