Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.

“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24”
“My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”

by RasVitamix February 10, 2024

cold lounging

The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.

In verb form, cold lounge.

After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.

by Gunzz December 9, 2008

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

Cold weapon

White arm aka cold weapon. Is a weapon that does not use fire or explosions (such as an act of combustion) Fists, elbows, knee, a knife, swords, club an axe etc;

Man Devin got into it with two guys at the club last night and laid them both out. mans a “cold weapon”

by Sketchy at best July 22, 2022

lil cold gunshot

An Australian Soundcloud rapper who thinks he’ll make it in the music industry

Person 1: you heard lil cold gunshot before?
Person 2: no? Who is he
Person 1: he’s from Australia and he has a song called WARDOG featuring Tokyo’s Death. He’s pretty alright

by ImBehindU June 3, 2021