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gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

ate that cheese bread

when you get a (pronoun) on the their back and you just start licking that taint, and or gooch, because you dont which hole to aim for.
I was with this girl last night and I don't what she was into so Iate that cheese bread yo!
ate that cheese bread by kolsonice November 23, 2024

left for bread 

When ur playing l4d and ur team is as helpful as ur father who left for that pack of smokes 20 years ago. When ur team is soo bad u think I wonder if I could go make a loaf of bread come back and still be in the safe house.
Fuck it left for bread this team sucks. I'm bill or I'll leave u all for bread.
left for bread by Nemxa December 8, 2024

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp 

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

New Jersey Bread Basket 

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

Loaf of bread in the boot 

When someone needs to shit. β€œOh man I got a load of bread in the boot”
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example β€œ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one β€œoh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps β€œoh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”