Bitch Session

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs March 05, 2007
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whimsacle bitch

Kelly: "Michael, look at that Nicole girl, she's on the floor crying over her ex-boo and his new girl."
Michael: "What a whimsacle bitch."
by Kelly-friggin-T May 02, 2008
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Mah Bitches

An affectionate term given to only a select few females who have been granted an honorable position in a group of friends. More commonly lead by Adam W. however others are welcome to experiment.
Adam: "Where mah bitches at?"
Bitches: "Right here!!!"
Adam: "Aight lets go to Gregg's"
by A.J. West February 10, 2012
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waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.
Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!
by Luke Floan February 23, 2008
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bitch the pot

i need more tea, i need more TEA give me the whole fucking pot.
jess says: and that’s the tea, andrew says: BITCH THE POT!!
by dellathorme October 05, 2019
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bitch porn

Usually a 15 year old with a 7 year old child mind would say this to a bunch of kids over a game as an insult if he loses and they start laughing at him
YOU LITTLE KIDS WHAT KIND OF BITCH PORN IS THIS
by DaMatterFox January 12, 2018
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switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.
Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"
by waiting for a mate May 14, 2015
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