shadyass bitch

Someone who tries to hide something by manipulating his or others' actions or words to his own advantage in order to attain something for his own benefit. This person may also hide information by not saying anything or lying.

1: "I thought he was going to his girlfriend's house."
2: "Nah, he went to freeload some beers at John's house...and he's not picking up his phone either."
1: "Wow, what a shadyass bitch!!!"

by Sektatasek July 27, 2011

Clyde Bitch

A bitch who sucks mad yang for food stamps.

Yo do you know Sam D? Don't fuck around with her, she a Clyde Bitch. I heard she got a salty pirate from a 40 year old for $4.

by Carolinereasonfordawordbitch August 27, 2013

Shana bitch

A name used for one of the boys when he refuses to do any of the following:
- get on the piss with the boys
- talk to a beezy
- make a bet

May also be used as a term for someone who is scared or too lazy to do something.

Bro Minh is being such a shana bitch, he is refusing to put on an Incredibles costume with the boys.

by mackuntzie November 7, 2022

switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.

Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"

by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015

Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.

Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!

by Luke Floan February 23, 2008

Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.

There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.

by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009