off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous

"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.

by Dankest November 28, 2017

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

worst bar ever rapped

always plug merch link in bio.

“what song has the worst bar ever rapped in it?”

“It’s everyday bro”

by tiny meat bitch May 26, 2021

Ocean Bar

Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.

"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."

"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."

by NatBrat March 6, 2010