The Definition of a Sh*t lad. Any males whom venture away from the pub/a girls room to watch a Michael Bublé concert shall loose all Lad Status.
Womble : "Hey Scotland Lad, wanna go watch Michael Bublé"?
Scotland Lad : "Yeah sure babe!."
Rest of the World : "Sh*t Lad!"
Scotland Lad : "Yeah sure babe!."
Rest of the World : "Sh*t Lad!"
by HKhardman November 12, 2010

-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
by charlie diep October 11, 2008

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
by F M Phelps October 4, 2008

The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
by KnightOIce October 10, 2008

by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010

1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
by Steve 12345678 October 7, 2008

The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.
Michael is bad.
by Yuvsss October 28, 2019
