simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

Simp

Christian

Damn he really is simp'in really hard for that one girl that doesn't even like him.

by simpslayer69 February 8, 2020

Simp

My friend Logan

Logan is a god damn simp

by Jskapakehbdha September 28, 2020

Simp

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize woman and view them as sex toys. However, my queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

Man, this guy is such a simp. instead of asking for nudes he asks for" a singular breast from your body, my queen"

by Georgeh43 April 14, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants, fools!

Yo, did u see Candace Flynn yesterday? She's got total SIMP energy

by id10tt June 16, 2020

Simp

Rebecca Cohen

Rebecca Cohen is a simp

by SARIELLL July 7, 2020

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022