Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew
As an insult:
Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew
As an insult:
Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew
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Get the Jew duster mug.A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.
"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "
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synonym - jatheist
synonym - jatheist
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Get the Part Time Jew mug.When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
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While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."
Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
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