Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos

I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question

by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022

Weed Dweeb

A person whom partakes in the usage of marijuana meanwhile neglecting their responsibilities

Ur acting like a real F-ing Weed Dweeb rn. Go get ur shit done.

by Sillylittlefoo September 7, 2022

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024