Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.

I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.

by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini February 4, 2016

flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

wall turkey

a lazy fuckin piece of shit who's sluggin around gettin slime all over the walls!

get up you wall turkey its time to eat those children we baked in our easy bake oven!

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016