Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
Get the mayor turkeymug. The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
Get the squatting turkeymug. Conversation in the locker room after sports -
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
Get the Plucking the turkeymug. by Yung Twizzl3r September 28, 2019
Get the Turkeymug. Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).
Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.
Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.
Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"
by HappyMonkey8d February 6, 2023
Get the Fuck Turkeymug. Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free
Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.
by Psycho god June 7, 2018
Get the tracy broke turkeymug. Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?
Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
by zoostory May 16, 2011
Get the Tough Turkeysmug.