Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Trump Card

A surprise last resort where you call a bunch of racists in to beat up someone instead of solving real problems.

I was in an argument with a guy on immigration policy when I pulled out my Trump Card and now he's in the hospital.

by gtg092x July 20, 2016

Trump supporters

Dumb ass bitches

Wow did you see the trump supporters cry when Biden won

by Harrystyles4nipples November 13, 2020

Trump's America

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

Take a trump

Take a dump. Take a shit.

I have to go take a trump. I dropped a massive trump.

by nny December 17, 2016

Trump Country

This is what America became after Donald Trump won presidency.

I use to live in the United States of America, but now i live in trump country.

by the big meme November 9, 2016

do a trump

Commit an act of reckless stupidity in defiance of expert advice

The label says not to put bleach in my eyes, but fuck it - imma do a Trump!

by shameless_nameless April 16, 2020