tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

treefort

A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

by Nine Sixty Worse January 18, 2015

tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.

Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today

by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015

Treedom

Being set free by trees

I feel so alive walking through the forest. I feel Treedom.

by WordInventerr May 19, 2015

tree shagger

someone that shag's on a tree.

someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger

by Terry1999 October 4, 2015

tree wraps

Another term for cigars & cigarillos used for rolling blunts.

"Ya'll got tree wraps?"

by Brain54 November 18, 2015