bozly beef stew

when a guy makes a girl cum then goes to eat her out but comes to realize shes got stinkey ass beef curtains that are flooded with her female juice with little floaties leaking out. therefore it is a bozly beef stew.

"My buddy was fuckin this chick named sarah and i accidentally walked in and saw her bozly beef stew. I then went in the bathroom and grabbed some fabreeze."

by ashley hemper May 29, 2008

finger my beef

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

by Kellsbells November 2, 2005

Roast Beef Vagina

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

by ipherca August 11, 2008

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

by Anonymous December 28, 2004

ginger beef curtains

The super flappy, dark inner lips of some pussies.

I was eating that chick out last night, and she had some crazy ginger beef curtains. Yum!

by Mostlytoastly January 7, 2011