Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina

1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender

by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016

Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017