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Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!
by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021
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Kay willy

A person who grows trees out of her chimney stack. A person who is soo stupid that she thinks a period is a full stop. Avoid kay willy's at all cost.
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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willy

girl- omg did u just get a WILLY pic
thot-YES I GET THEM ALL THE TIME I LOVE WILLYS
everyone- WILLY BUM BUM
by torontotingahlie May 29, 2018
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West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.
James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.
by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025
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Willy

Willy fucked my brains out last night
by XDkillurself January 1, 2022
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Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.
Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.
by Joby Roby November 4, 2021
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Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et
That wanker is such a willy wonka
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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