sluby turkey

sluby turkey

"sluby turkey"
*proceeds to inhales a peace of bird
*chokes
*dies

by the cum monster master October 27, 2021

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

Turkey neck

Person being..silly or acting wild in a turkey neck kinda way

Stop being a turkey neck

by Bunas Brill August 13, 2022

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina

I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.

by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017