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Adam

Adam is my boyfriend, he is mine. He is so handsome.
by Bonelesschicken March 12, 2025
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Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
"Adam needs to calm down, it's either art and high adventure or pessimism and absurdism."
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 8, 2020
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Big Disney fan
Usually loves to go on about how much the MCU means to him, can’t stop rambling about it really, he just loves that shit.
Adam, for crying out loud will you stop praising Bob Iger already we get it
by Not at all mando November 28, 2022
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King Adam

The greatest human being to ever live. This universe is truly graced by his mere presence.
I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.
by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 20, 2024
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Typically Adam is the type of guy you always have to wait for. He loves making you wait. Ironically he’s a waiter. Probably makes the customers wait ages. Anyway if you know adam you must be someone who always waits.
Yeah let’s go guys come on

Sorry we’re just waiting on Adam to do a poo.
by Eppppp September 18, 2023
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A very funny guy who knows what he’s doing when it comes to the ladies.
He’s got that sexy brown hair and brown eyes. An Adam can be a big nerd but has a big dick too. Adams are nice guys to be around platonically or romantically.
Omg, I wish I had a boyfriend like Adam!
by tianab5492710 November 21, 2021
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The person with the name adam has a long ass shlong
girl 1:I was riding on Adams dick yesterday its soooooo massive
girl 2:I wish i was with Adam
by Long Shlong Adz December 7, 2020
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