Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
Get the funnel textmug. When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
Get the Wet Dream Textingmug. Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other
dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now
dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
by Koooooooz August 7, 2010
Get the Term Paper textmug. When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
Get the Text Mathmug. by SasSquash September 16, 2018
Get the text probemug. by Modern Day Disorders  August 7, 2017
Get the text-back disordermug. by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
Get the Drunk textingmug.