by e2y June 1, 2019
Get the text for your headermug. When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the Mum textmug. by Modern Day Disorders  August 7, 2017
Get the text-back disordermug. When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023
Get the banana texte is marvellousmug. The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.
Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
by doggle1 November 17, 2011
Get the Taper-textingmug. A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug.