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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
mugGet the Internet Grannymug.

New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
mugGet the New Rules Of The Internetmug.

Internet Angel

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel

..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024
mugGet the Internet Angelmug.

American Internet

It is fast af
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
mugGet the American Internetmug.

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
by Gakkuri August 23, 2020
mugGet the Zero G internetmug.

Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
mugGet the Reliable internet sourcemug.

Internet trash whore

A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet
Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.
by Ingram Ko September 24, 2021
mugGet the Internet trash whoremug.

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