turkish shower

the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient Aztec waterfall.

Where's Matt? ...Oh, he is taking a Turkish shower... again

by Andrew The Chinese Mason August 6, 2006

Truck Stop Shower

The process by which a person wets a paper towel and washes their face, armpits and genitals in that order.

Dave: Hey man, we've been on the road for days

Steve: Yeah, I think it's time to hit the rest stop and take a Truck Stop Shower

by Kbecker159 September 20, 2009

American Pie Shower Challenge

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.

I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!

by The Squid February 26, 2022

National shower on FaceTime day

The day where someone hops on FaceTime with a homie while they showering

Hey bro I’m really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day

by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020

Fresh gleaming out of the shower

How clean you want the asshole your gonna eat to be.

“Yo man how you gonna eat her ass ?
You get that shit fresh gleaming out of the shower clean first”

by Capt_Quint May 3, 2022

Satan’s shower thought list

A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.

Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.

by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019

hour shower of power

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.

Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.

by Downvoting Victim November 30, 2011