cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second

“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)

by ilikemymind August 26, 2022

log rocket

a fat meaty penis

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!

by bigboi10928 August 29, 2022

Dick Rocket

Doing a line of coke off of someone’s dick.

Things got pretty wild last night when people started doing dick rockets off Joes dick.

by Rick Dockets September 6, 2022

gawky rocket

when a girl sucks you off so good while playing with your balls, that i makes you feel like your launching off.

damn that girl Jennifer said she will give me the gawky rocket and she didn’t lie.

by thatguyparga September 22, 2022

The Rocket

When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...

Dude.... I just fuckin' The Rocket ed myself...

by I am the REAL Rocket January 14, 2023

Bill Rocketing

The act of carelessly driving up someone's bills. Can be a side effect of someone mining crypto at your house, flushing the toilet a lot, using your internet, etc..

When done with the intent to drive up someone's bills, referred to as bill busting.

Phil: One of my friends keeps mining crypto at my house!
Sarah: Sounds like you've got an issue with bill rocketing.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 19, 2023

Posh Rocket

An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.

Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".

James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".

by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023